Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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