I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
they're like a gay fantastic four
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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