You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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