Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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