you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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