Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I am available for nakedness
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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