hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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