The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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