I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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