do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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