i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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