NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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