this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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