Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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