Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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