p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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