I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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