Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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