That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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