when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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