Slut skills are useful in every country.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
