She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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