Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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