He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize