There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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