do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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