Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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