her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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