One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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