lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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