yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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