is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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