The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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