You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
3 2 1 whiskey
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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