You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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