is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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