I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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