this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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