How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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