I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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