i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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