Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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