ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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