Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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