Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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