I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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