Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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