I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Will exercising make me less horny?
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