does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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