would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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