i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize