this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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