Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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