My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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