You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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