lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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